Posts by Mr. Majestic

my husband reminded me of something crazy we did when we first started dating, so i thought i'd share it here and see if anyone else has some fun stories to add!.

we went out to dinner one night...me in a nice dress and him in a dress shirt and slacks.

afterward we decided to hit the beach for a nice moonlit walk in the sand.

Mr. Majestic

Hi amamamama

Loved the story.. So you like men in uniform huh..??

Well this story happened to me when I was living in my apartment a few years ago….

Early one Saturday morning, when I was still asleep, there was a ring at the door. Just a woman doing a sales call. I wasn’t interested, said no thank you and shut the door. Not even a minuet later another ring. It was a girl from downstairs who had just gone outside to get the milk, dressed only in her dressing gown and the door had closed behind her, locking her out of her flat. Oh Sh*t. ……

She was a bit upset and asked if she could borrow my phone to make a call to her family who had the spare key. I think that they were about an hours drive away. At this point I was thinking to myself that she was wanting to come in my flat, but being a bloke, and also the fact that I lived in a studio flat and my bed was not made, the place was a bit of a mess. So I was not too keen for her to come in. So I said that she could borrow the phone, I closed the door on her, and got my phone which was a cordless, and gave it to her in the hall and then shut the door again. My thought at the time was to try to make the place as respectable as I could in just the few seconds I had. But I just left this poor girl out on the landing, feeling rather exposed I am sure. But the funny thing was the woman that had called on my door to start with was just across the hall and was watching all of this go on, and the look that she gave me when I closed the door the second time, as if to say "you aren’t going to leave this poor undressed girl out here are you, you heartless bastard"….Ouch…She was right to look at me in that way as well. Can’t believe I left this poor girl out there just because of my vanity….

To finish the story, and make myself look a little bit better, after she made the call she knocked on the door again and thanked me for the use of the phone. But I had been thinking in the mean time and I wondered if she had left a window open. I did a job then that I needed ladders for. So she said that she had left a window open, and so I went and got into her flat and all was well…..Phew…. She was very relieved. I felt a little better as well…the hero….

But here is the punch line. When I went through her flat to open the door, I noticed that her flat was 5 times more untidy than mine…..tut…

Anyway, a few days later and there was a ring at the door and she popped a bottle of very expensive whisky in my hands as a thank you. So it pays to be a heartless bastard sometimes…..

PS Love your new avatar BTW.....Very tasteful....

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How do you feel now? EVOLUTION OR CREATION??

by chuckyy in

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as jws we were no doubt staunch creationists.

but how do you feel now??

do you still opt for creation or do you now feel evolution offers the right answer.

Mr. Majestic

I vote: 'none of the above'....

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alot of anxiuos thought lately.........

by fake_yello_lite in

i joined jwd about 3 weeks ago and have been "lurking" for those 3 weeks.....til now.

a little about me....was born into the "truth" along with 4 other siblings.none of us have anything to do with the "truth.

" i'm the oldest in my 30's married my h.s.

Mr. Majestic

Ahh….My eyes hurt now. Wish I would have dropped the page to the formatted version….

Welcome FYL.

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any ex JWs based in london,GB??

by 4digitcode in

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i posted this on the apostafest section but thought i would reach a bigger audience here.

i live and study in london.

i've been on the site for a little bit now and i think it's awesome....a bit addictive actually,but anyways i would love to meet real people as well.

Mr. Majestic

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Do You Clearly Understand That "The Truth" Is Nothing But Bullcrap?

by minimus in

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what a waste of living being "in the truth" was!

sometimes i see persons suggesting that the witness religion isn't all so wrong.

actually they suggest that they themselves are the issue.

Mr. Majestic

I have two experiences there minimus. The first time I left believing, the second I left because I found out it was false. I was young when I left believing and it is amazing how much hold that it has on you even though you are nothing to do with it anymore. Every feeling of rejection is there, along with damnation and impending doom.

That was a lot of the reason why, like a fool, I went back. But while I was out I still believed it, right deep down. Back then I had no reason to doubt. I didn’t look into it because it bought back all the negative emotions, so I was never going to see the faults in it. So it was no surprise that I was going to be caught in its spell still after leaving…..

I wouldn’t necessarily say that there was anything wrong with me back then. I was just young, inexperienced and caught up in a spell that a cult put on me as a kid, like it caught out everyone that was ever in it and believed…..

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Is age just a number? 30 year difference between partners....

by LouBelle in

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a collegue of mine, a mother of 19 year old twins is distressed.

her one son has been going out with an older women (this came to light when the other twin was sick and tired of all the lying going on) the truth is that the older women turns out to be her very good friend, who is now 49 years old.

let's call her madam x.. madam x is a very '"sweet"" woman - i know her, as i used to work with her.

Mr. Majestic

I've always had a fantasy that there would be a school for boys (16 - 18) that would be taught by older women who would teach them how to pleasure a woman. Train them on every aspect of giving a woman an orgasm. Real hands-on education. Those boys will walk away with a wealth of knowledge on how to please their women and not just themselves.

Imagine a school like that. There would be a fight to be teachers pet..... everyday you would ask for extra homework.... and evening detention would be something that would be rewarded to you for being a ‘good boy’ all day long……

Where can you enrol for "Stud School"…???

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TELL US 3 THINGS ABOUT YOURSELF; ONE THEM A LIE

by Terry in

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there is a training program in the c.i.a.

and f.b.i.. you tell an interrogator 3 things about yourself.

one them has to be a lie.. if they can tell which statement is the lie, you flunk.. .

Mr. Majestic

I have webbed feet (making me the pinnacle of evolution, for when the earth floods and land beings are sent back into the sea),

I can write perfect mirrored writing (putting me in the ‘talented and intelligent before my time’ category as it did with Leonardo de Vinci who was also able to write mirrored and wrote many of his notes as such),

and I am a God when it comes to being a lover, a supreme stud muffin athlete sex machine (as in your toes will curl so much they will straighten out again)…..

This ain’t fair…..It’s just too obvious when men are lying …..Should have seen the size of this fish I caught the other day….!!!

P.S. Simon

Why the hell didn’t you throw your drink bottle at Noel……Missed opportunity

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As Much as I hate to say this,I am glad for have being a J Dub

by SuperApostateGirl in

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i know this sounds crazy however being raised a jehovah's witness gave me the tools of respect for my fellow man.

also my parents had a huge role as well,of course.. i just find today there are soo many twisted people who are amused by the sickest of circumstances and pride themselves on belittling people.i mean i am the first to say.

i love funny sarcasm and making fun of the jehovah's witness religion because i believe in my heart its a crazy cult and way out in left field.

Mr. Majestic

Lost too much to be ‘glad’. Even what I thought was moral gain turns out to be harmful in one way or another.

Religion (not just the JW’s) has only but caused harm for me personally. Can’t say I’m glad for any of it. Can make you a stronger and better person, but at what cost…?? Could it be that you might have been that ‘better person’ without the harm and wasted life…??